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thefoolishfour
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Posted: 2005-01-12 22:16
Just got this mailed from Popbitch.com. I so wish this is true:
"Let's start 2005 by laughing at the best named
    financial executives in the world:

    1. Claude Beaver, Deutsche Bank
    2. Chuck Spears, HSBC
    3. Matthew Wank, interest rate derivatives, CSFB
    4. David R Schmuck, CFO, Antares Capital Corp
    5. Diamond Dong, Taishin Bank

(FYI: the best named man in London - Turan Turan,
station commander, Finchley Fire Service.)"

TFF

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kr
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Posted: 2005-01-13 00:23

fact:

Individual at LoanX/Mark-it Partners responsible for setting up matrix valuation for my offmarket loans:

Tom Price


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apine


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Posted: 2005-01-13 02:16
tis true, the agent who arranged my (old) apartment in Brooklyn Hts:

Dick Blewitt

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chiral3
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Posted: 2005-01-13 04:04
Racecar Driver: Dick Trickle.  Dickbag:  Mike Bell

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Beavis
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Posted: 2005-01-13 13:57
Guy I work with:  Benjamin Kay

James
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Posted: 2005-01-13 14:03
Do I hear any offers for a Ben Dover? Buster Hyman?

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nsande


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Posted: 2005-01-13 14:12

This is a classic from of the British foreign office.

 

Regards,

Niclas


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Johnny
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Posted: 2005-01-13 14:35

ROFL!! Big Smile

 


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David


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Posted: 2005-01-13 14:38

 


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Mela
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Posted: 2005-01-13 14:42

I used to know a few book title-author jokes, but can only remember:

The Big Fall, by Eileen Dover.


dc


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Posted: 2005-01-13 14:58

This is a classic from of the British foreign office.

Classic! And being of the incurably curious type...I couln't help but immediiately type "Kunt" into my Bloomberg People search engine...and there it is: ABDULLAH KUNT...Mustapha's kin?...dunno...but he's with the top Turkish broker...and his Bloomberg e-mail is....proudly... akuntbloombergnet


AndyM


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Posted: 2005-02-17 12:02

In South Africa, there was an aristocratic patron of the arts, the grandly titled Count Labia Scared


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chiral3
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Posted: 2005-02-17 16:37
Craven Moorehead?  Jack Meyhoffer?

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Hustler


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Posted: 2005-02-17 16:43

Christoph Willibald von Gluck

Think he probably just signed Mr von Gluck.


tabris


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Posted: 2005-02-17 18:25
My coworker often gets calls from a guy by the name of Fabio Madonna.

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YukaRedux
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Posted: 2005-02-18 09:01

Zimbabwe managed to come up (snigger) with the Wankie Colliery company (tee hee) - WKE LN Equity on 'berg...

 


9 x 9 = 82

AndyM


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Posted: 2005-02-18 09:55

...based in the town of Wankie, IIRC.

<sigh> I guess there's a little bit of Bennie Hill in all of us...Blush


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Veegan


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Posted: 2005-04-09 18:49
Michael Fullalove - head of equity derivatives product development, Nomura.

"The Stranger within my gates, He may be evil or good, But I cannot tell what powers control-- What reasons sway his mood; Nor when the Gods of his far-off land Shall repossess his blood." ~ Kipling

Henrik


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Posted: 2005-04-09 18:57

Derek Halfpenny, currency analyst at Tokyo-Mitsubishi.

Smiley


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NS
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Posted: 2006-08-17 22:22

Over the years i've spoken to so many people so there's been some really interesting names - most of which i have forgotten - but there was this one guy i spoke to years ago called........... Simeon Staines.....!

He insisted it is a Gaelic name and pronounced See-mon Big Smile

I wasn't going to post this as i didn't think anyone would believe me so i googled some evidence that this dude exists!


kr
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Posted: 2006-08-18 00:43

there used to be a COO for one of the shop's portfolio companies:  Mr Jim Romance.

how priceless would that be, you get to answer the phone with "This is Mister Romance..."


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rowdyroddypiper
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Posted: 2006-08-18 02:54
Ned Ramage. He's a computer security consultant.

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Kutilya
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Posted: 2007-09-12 17:01

Mr.Plonker
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